Cover Snark: Sound the Alarms for a Full Back Tattoo

Welcome back to Cover Snark! From Kelly: Where did his fingers go? Also their eyebrows are distractingly the exact same color as their hair. Sarah: I maintain that faces and necks are hard to draw. Elyse: She looks like when my sister would pull off my Barbie’s head and I’d stick it back on but the neck would disappear. Sarah: It’s never the same, is it? Like when you wash a Barbie’s hair. It never looks right afterward. From HeatherS: My first reaction to the poor model’s hairstyle was “What in the Foghorn Leghorn?” Because they made him look like a rooster. Handsome fella doesn’t deserve bad hair. Sarah: What in the Flock of Seagulls? Also the dandelion head and the seeds flying are very distracting. Amanda: Honestly, I’m impressed by the volume. From Karoline: I swear to all that is holy, when I scrolled by I thought the author’s first name was Vag. And that doesn’t even address….the wolf. Sarah: Yes to both. I keep thinking of Jennifer Garner talking about Ben Affleck’s mammoth phoenix tattoo on his back: “Bless his heart.” Also sent by Heather. Susan: My brain keeps reading the gold with the hole in it as an arsehole, even though I know it’s in the wrong place. Amanda: I think...