Cover Snark: We Gotta Save That Dog

Welcome back to Cover Snark! From Alicia: I work in a library and I think your site has corrupted my (already corrupt) brain. I pulled this book for a customer recently and was immediately very concerned for the dog. The look on his face. Someone take that dog away from him and find it a new home! Sarah: That dog, which I think is an Australian shepherd, does look like it’s giving the side eye to that dude. “You bought the gross food, my guy. We talked about this. I want Thunder Farts Dog Kibble.” Elyse: “You’re not my real dad.” Sarah: “Before you go talk to that girl, we need to discuss whether you’ve licked your own bum today. You kinda stink dude.” Elyse: That dog just looked at the title and is like “Wait, my dude, what sacrifice? Am I the sacrifice?” Amanda: Is the dog the sacrifice? Sarah: “I better not be the sacrifice, buddy, or you will be haunted by shit on your shoes for the rest of your life.” Elyse: First I thought it said Cramps. Then I saw that it’s a cursed twin hockey romance. Amanda: Clamps reminds me of the Futurama robot. Sarah: I’m adding this to my list of “really unsexy words.” Clamps. Ooof. From Jen: When I saw this, I immediately thought of cover snark. Is...