Help A Bitch Out This HaBO comes from Lindsay, who wants to find this romance: This is an historical (probably written in the early 2000s or 2010s), and the protagonists have either a marriage of convenience or they marry young and some sort of Big Misunderstanding has the hero leaving shortly after the wedding night and going off to war. He returns from war to find that the heroine is thriving without him. As he proceeds to grovel, he slowly realizes that every single painting in their home is a different depiction of Judith and Holofernes. Yes, every painting in their house is of a woman beheading a man. This is when he realizes how badly he has f@#*ed up. We also checked with Lindsay on whether the book is also from this similar, solved HaBO for Desperate Duchesses by Eloisa James and she confirmed that it is not. By posting a comment, you consent to have your personally identifiable information collected and used in accordance with our privacy policy. ↑ Back to Top
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